NeuroticIndecency

OOPS
Made a new dA.
8I
I wanted a fresh start I guess.
IDK.
Plus I hate this name now. I wanted a name I use on all my stuff now, that's also new.
So if you want to follow me there, send me a note and I'll give it to you. It's not so much a SECRET as it is just me wanting to start new. And my art has REALLY changed a lot over the years, so. ~o~

Commissions still open. Like I'll negotiate prices guys for serious. I am desperate so I'm just trying really hard. I'll even do some bundle deals or anything. anything helps right now.

I'm sorry I'm never around.But my life has been hectic and hellish and I just don't have the time to be around as much as I'd like.
I'm in a really tight bind right now to hurry and make a bunch of money so I can have somewhere to go live. I've begun picking up extra shifts at work, trying to get babysitting/petsitting/housecleaning/etc. jobs, and now also commissions.


Examples:


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i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj… 10$ Colored Chibis (+2 dollars for BG)


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i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj… $3 Headshots


i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj… $10 Halfbodies (+5 for color and +2 for BG)
I know my art isn't topnotch but I really could appreciate anything and everything I can get. If you're interested send me a message and let me know what you'd want. I don't mind negotiating with prices, either! As long as it's still reasonable. My work will be super fast and get things to you ASAP with good quality. c:

I will do original and fan stuff, so !


Also opening up writing commissions!

For oneshots I will do $5 dollars. For smut oneshots I will do $10!

For short story/fics (like things taking up several pages) I will do $20 dollars and $30 for smut!

I will write original things as well as stuff based on fandom, pretty much any fandom other than Twilight, even if I'm not well-versed in it I can read up.

Here are some ideas of what fandoms I could/can do or might do:

Harry Potter
The Hunger Games
MyLittlePony
BigTimeRush
Glee
1D
Ouran High School Host Club
KPOP
Sherlock
Supernatural
The Vampire Diaries
True Blood
Doctor Who
Avatar The Last Airbender
The Legend of Korra
Percy Jackson (and the other Rick Riordan series)
Disney
Gossip Girl
PMMM
Homestuck
Sailor Moon
The Avengers
Marvel, DC, X-men, any of that

And SO much more! Just let me know what you want or have in mind and we'll see if I know it. If I don't I can still brush up or you can give me insight. Same with original stuff. :3

So basically any fandom you can think of I could probably write something. The only thing I draw the line at is I won't do any smut with strange plays/fetishes (feet, inflation, scat, vore, any of that) nor will I do humanxanimal or anything with characters under 16! Childhood cute innocent romance is fine though (like ChibiusaxHelios cute fluff fic, etc.)

So please just send me a message and let me know what you'd like or have in mind and  we can work out the payments as I get your writing done. I'll do super fast with super good work. And I'll also give you samples when you message me so you know what you're getting

And eventually, if people are okay with it, I will post up the finished work here for others to read and get an idea of what I can do. :3

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<sup>I'M SO EXCITED. AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT.

I GET A PHONE. TOMORROW. I FEEL SO ADULT BD
I've never had my own cell :C not even a prepaid. And this one is the motorola clutch And it's got like unlimited text, talk, and internet and takes pictures and I'm so happy CCCCB SMILE!


Also. Just to let people know that I have finally moved out of my very... harmful living situation. And me, my brother, and mom are in a much better, nicer, happier place. It's just the three of us and things are so much better. I'm also working at a new location of my job and it's a much better one with far better management. The people are so much nicer. :/

So it seems like things are looking up. I have more time for internet and just improving myself like my aart. I'm starting to get back into my art. It was hard to do where I was and I was always getting/feeling depressed because of the stressful living situation and I just never wanted to do anything but talk to my bestest friends and , work on school, and sleep. I was always wanting to call out of work and just life in general and that's why I have been SO very MIA. I promise to try and work better at my art and myself and try and talk to my watchers and the cool, fun people I've met here and maybe even become friends with! Yay? Yay!!


ALSO. I AM HUNGRY. WHAT SHOULD I GO EAT? SUGGESTIONS? ANYONE? ... |D? Please, I can't decide lol .___.;</sup>


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<sup>Sorry I always disappear and reappear randomly. It's kind of hard to stay active with my life. Or it was where I was living. But finally, me and my mother and my brother have finally moved out into our OWN PLACE again and I have a more flexible work and school schedule going on.

Now it's weird because I'm starting off with some random little rant and fuck you if you want to judge me for it or for what I like ! Because this tends to be a sensitive subject, especially on dA.


Anti-Yaoi slash icons. Anti M// icons. Anti-Gay slash icons.

Really? It's okay to slash them if they're 'already teh gay' but not if they're straight. Because their is no such thing as CREATIVE INTERPRETATION? No such thing as ALTERNATE UNIVERSES? Hell, half of the online roleplaying community is made up of RPing out alternate universes and separate timelines of canon series like Harry Potter, Supernatural, X-Men, or ~Fruits Basket/Furuba~*.
So how can people be bitching that 'SLASH IS WRONG!!!11!!!!11!one' But then turn around and start slashing or stanning pairings from NON PUBLISHED WORKS? Or pairing their fucking 'OCs' (and I use that term lightly) with canon characters in a series.
Uhm, that's still 'pairing non paired canon characters!1!1!!!!'

Also, it's such a double standard. SLASH IS OKAY AS LONG AS THE CHARACTERS ARE THE RIGHT SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS!!!11!!

So it's A-OK to pair an opposite couple that canonically hates each others guts (which I see often), but if it's same-sex couple that canonically isn't gay but have a friend relationship it's SO FUCKING EVIL HOW DARE YOU!

Pretty much, the underlying problem seems to be 'TURNING THEM GAY IS RUINING THE FANDOM'.
OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, cause the GLBT community doesn't have ENOUGH problems getting accepted without a bunch off asshurt fandom girls and pompous fandom snobs complaining about 'teh gay' in their pretend fandom worlds. |B

Now, I know not EVERYONE is hating on JUST m//. Some hate on f//. Still hating on TEH GAY BUT NOT THE HETERO, but at least you're being consistent if not still ignorant and rude. Some actually hate it cause PUTTING CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T INTERESTED IN EACH OTHER IS EVIL TO MY FANDOM, so they hate ALL SLASH. I'm not really hating on you, because you're actually having a concrete problem with it not just 'ohno your gay is ruining my desudesu canon/canon or canon/oc hetero pairing'. I still think it's kind of stupid to hate on that since it's just people enjoying the fandom they're in and their aren't any laws against it, it's just to have fun, but whatever.

But the majority of 'yaoi haters' I see are either the fandom obsessed boys and girls who make horrible 'OCs' they pair with canon characters. Which is still SLASH because it's NOT. CANON. Just because you RP it out or something doesn't make it canon. It's fandom slash. it's Canon/OC slash because your character is NOT CANONICALLY IN THE STORY AND/OR CANONICALLY WITH THE CHARACTER IN THE SERIES. Or it's 'GAY IS GROSS/BAD' people and ya'll can just fuck yourselves and go to hell because you're too ignorant and hateful to ever get through to CB!

Basically, if you want to hate on M// (or F//) you need to either hate on ALL slash including hetero and canon/oc or you need to shut the fuck up and keep your horrible, hateful, jealous opinions to yourself. Stop freaking out because OH NO SOMEONE PAIRED MY TAMAKI FROM OURAN WITH KYOUYA AND I WANT HIM WITH [insert female canon or 'oc' character]!!!


Last thing, too.
STOP SAYING YAOI. Jesus fucking christ. Christ on a CRACKER IN THE SAHARA DESERT JAMMING TO JAZZ. B(
Yaoi is just a term for a malexmale manga that is 'sex without plot'. It does not mean gay. Or malexmale. None of this. Yaoi couple does not make any sense. Stop calling every gay thing in anime/manga YAOI. That's not what it is! Their is a DIFFERENCE. Slashing two male characters is not 'yaoi' it's MALE SLASH. M//. MALExMALE slash. GAY SLASH. NOT. FUCKING. YAOI. Technically in Japan I think it's called BL or Boy love or some variant. Same goes for YURI. Yuri does NOT mean lesbians or female/female. THAT TOO IS JUST FEMALE SLASH. GIRL LOVE. GL. GIRL SLASH. F//. GIRLxGIRL. LESBIAN SLASH. Technically not even lesbian or gay if the characters are pan, bi, or omnisexual! Fuck!
This goes out to ALL of you incredibly stupid and ignorant weeaboo/otakus AND to the people who don't give a shit about the Japanese language. You're worst then the otakus cause you MOCK THEM AND YELL AT THEM FOR 'ABUSING THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE' AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND DO THE SAME DAMNED THING!? IT'S NOT HARD TO EDUCATE YOURSELVES PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY AMERICANS. THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES AMERICA. WE'RE THE MOST IDIOTIC COUNTRY WITH THE MOST IGNORANT PEOPLE EVER WHO CAN'T BOTHER TO GOOGLE SHIT OR READ A BOOK.


GAH! So basically TL;DR
-Don't hate on M// or F// unless you hate on the hetero slash/all slash or be a hateful hypocrite.
-If you're gonna hate slash don't go around pairing your 'OCs' with characters from published OR non-published series. It's HYPOCRITICAL.
-Stop having wars over fandom pairings. IT'S JUST SHIT YOU DO FOR FUN. It's not SERIOUS. You have NO AFFECT ON HOW THE SERIES WILL END AND WHO WILL BE WITH WHO. ONLY THE CREATORS.
-And stop USING THE FUCKING TERMS YAOI AND YURI. THAT'S LIKE SOME STUPID TWELVE YEAR OLD SHIT. Most of you are OVER THE AGE OF SIXTEEN. Open your damned browser and GOOGLE SHIT. Read a goddamned book on the Japanese language. Don't just watch some shitty anime and think you're a fucking Japanese guru. B( And the anti-anime/otaku/weeaboos are hypocrites since YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK UP THE CORRECT TERM AND YOU'RE BASHING THE OTAKU/WEEABOO/CRAYCRAYS FOR IT.

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Sorry for ranting and I may look like OH LOL BISEXUAL GIRL MAD CAUSE NO ONE LIKES HER GEI BOY AND GIRLS and maybe I am but so what? I'm fucking mad at all that assholes hating on m// and f// just because it interferes with their special pairings or cause they're anti-gay/homophobic. And I'm sick of idiots using these terms when they don't know what they mean, whether you're a fucking otaku or a ragey anti-anime/manga/japan. I still don't agree with people who hate on ALL SLASH, but that is your thing and to each their own, but I DO commend you for at least not being hypocrites.

So come on people I might have upset or angered. I'm totally fine if someone makes a journal or comments. If I didn't I would be a jerk for voicing my opinion and not listening to what others have to say on the matter. If you want to debate this then leave a comment. I  know people are going to be mad cause of what I've said, how I felt, how they feel, etc.
*(Note I'm playfully mocking these/using these series. I LIKE these series (well I'm not that into supernatural but I know it's popular and a friend of mine likes it haha))</sup>



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